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ﺭﻭﺯ ﻋﺎﺷﻮﺭﺍ ﭼﯿﮑﺎﺭ ﮐِﺮﺩﯼ ﯾَﺮﻩ ؟
ﻫﯿﭽﯽ… ﺻُﺒﺶ ﺟﺎﺕ ﺧﺎﻟﯽ ﺗﻮ ﺧﯿﺎﺑﻮﻥ
ﺍَﺑﮑﻮﻩ .ﯾﮏ ﺧﯿﻤﻪ ﺩﺍﺷﺖ ﻟﻮﺑﯿﺎ ﻣِﺪﺍﺩ .ﺩﻭﺗﺎ
ﮐﺎﺳﻪ ﻟﻮﺑﯿﺎ ﺑﺎ ﻧﻮﻥ ﺯﺩﻡ ﺗﻮ ﺭﮒ!
ﺑﻌﺪﺵ ﻫﻤﻮﺟﻮﺭ ﭘﯿﺎﺩﻩ ﺭَﻓﺘﻢ ﻓﻠﮑﻪ ﺩﺭﻭﺍﺯﻩ
ﻗﻮﭼﺎﻥ. ﺩﯾﺪُﻡ ﺍﯾﻄﺮﻑ ﺩﺭَﻥ ﭼﺎﯾﯽ ﻣﺪَﻥ
ﺍﻭﻃﺮﻑ ﺷﯿﺮﮐﺎﮐﻮ! ﺍﻭﻝ ﺭﻓﺘﻢ ﺷﯿﺮﮐﺎﮐﻮ
ﺭﻩ ﺧﻮﺭﺩُﻡ ﺟﺎﺕ ﺧﺎﻟﯽ… ﺑﻌﺪﺷﻢ ﺍﻣﺪﻡ ﭼﺎﯾﯽ
ﺑﺨﻮُﺭﻡ ﺩﯾﺪﻡ ﺭﻭ ﺷﯿﺮﮐﺎﮐﻮ ﺣﺎﻝ ﻧِﻤﺪﻩ ! ﻣِﺰﻩ
ﺷﯿﺮﮐﺎﮐﻮ ﺭﻩ ﻣُﺒﺮﻩ ! ﻧِﺨﻮﺭﺩُﻡ ! ﺍﻣﺪُﻡ ﺑﺮُﻡ
ﻃِﺮﻑ ﺣَﺮَﻡ ﺩﯾﺪﻡ ﯾَﮏ ﻣﺎﺷﯿﻦ ﻭﺍﺳﺘﺎﺩ ﺍﺯ
ﺻﻨﺪﻭﻕ ﻋﻘﺒﺶ ﺷﻠﻪ ﺯَﺭﺩ ﺩﺭﺍﻭﺭﺩ . ﺯﻭﺩ
ﺩﻭﯾﺪُﻡ ﯾﺎ ﻋﻠﯽ ! ﯾَﮏ ﺷﻠﻪ ﺯﺭﺩ ﮔﺮﯾﻔﺘﻢ ﺩﻭﺗﺎ
ﻗﺎﺷﻖ ﺧﻮﺭﺩُﻡ ﺩﯾﺪُﻡ ﻣِﺰﻩ ﺍﺏ ﻣِﺪﻩ ... ﺍِﻧﺪﺍﺧﺘﻢ
ﺗﻮ ﺟﻮﺏ. !
ﻧﺰﺩﯾﮏ ﻣﯿﺪﻭﻥ ﺷﻬﺪﺍ ﮐﻪ ﺭﺳﯿﺪُﻡ ﺩﯾﺪُﻡ ﯾﮏ
ﯾﺎﺭﻭ ﺩﺭﻩ ﺳﺎﻧﺪﻭﯾﭻ ﺗﺨﻢ ﻣﺮﻍ ﻣِﺪﻩ ﺭﻓﺘﻢ ﯾﮏ
ﺳﺎﻧﺪﻭﯾﭻ ﮔﺮﯾﻔﺘﻢ ﺧﻮﺭﺩُﻡ.ﮔﻠﻮﻡ ﮔﯿﺮﯾﻔﺖ.
ﺭﻓﺘﻢ ﺟﻠﻮﺗﺮ ﯾﮏ ﻟﯿﻮﺍﻥ ﭼﺎﯾﯽ ﺧﻮﺭﺩُﻡ ﺗﺎ
ﺭﺳﯿﺪُﻡ ﺣﺮﻡ ! ﯾَﮏ ﺳِﻼﻡ ﻣَﺸﺪﯼ ﺩﺍﺩُﻡ ﺑﻪ ﺍﻗﺎ
ﮔﻔﺘﻢ ﻧﻮﮐﺮﺗﻢ ﺭﻓﺘﻢ ﺗﻮ ﺣَﺮﻡ!
ﺗﻮ ﺣَﺮﻡ ﯾَﮑﻢ ﺳﯿﻨﻪ ﺯﺩُﻡ ﺧﯿﻠﯽ ﺣﺎﻝ ﺩﺍﺩ . ﯾَﮏ
ﺩﺧﺘﺮﻩ ﺭﻓﺘﻪ ﺑﻮﺩ ﺗﻮ ﮐﻮﮎ ﺳﯿﻨﻪ ﺯﺩﻥ ﻣﺎ!
ﻣﺎﯾَﻢ ﺷﻮﺭ ﺣﺴﯿﻨﯽ ﮔﺮﯾﻔﺘِﻤﺎ ﺑﺰﻥ ﮐﻪ ﻣِﺰﻧﯽ. 
ﺍﻻﻥ ﺍﯼ ﻗﻔﺴﻪ ﺳﯿﻨَﻢ ﺩﺭﺩ ﻣُﮑﻨﻪ ﺑَﺪﺟﻮﺭ!
ﻧﻮﺣﻪ ﮐﻪ ﺗﻤﻮﻡ ﺭَﻓﺖ ﺍﻣﺪُﻡ ﺷﻤﺎﺭﻩ ﺗﻠﯿﻔﻮﻥ
ﺑﺪُﻡ ﺑﻬﺶ ﻧﻤﺪﻧﻢ ﮐﺠﺎ ﺭَﻓﺖ.
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